Friday, July 31, 2009
By the way...the numbers at the front are area codes.
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(440): The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
(410): so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession
(1-416): u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u