My friend had a conversation with "Da Swine Flu" (some random guy/thing that added him on AIM), i found it pretty funny...

Da Swine Flu (10:19:11 PM): hey
k (10:21:14 PM): o_o
Da Swine Flu (10:21:57 PM): whats up
Da Swine Flu (10:22:02 PM): wanna kick it
Da Swine Flu (10:22:05 PM): ?
k (10:22:11 PM): who is this?
Da Swine Flu (10:22:17 PM): da swine flu
Da Swine Flu (10:22:23 PM): we should kick it
Da Swine Flu (10:22:25 PM): in a small room
k (10:22:27 PM): I didn't know viruses could typ
k (10:22:28 PM): e
Da Swine Flu (10:22:34 PM): with skin contact and shit
Da Swine Flu (10:22:37 PM): didnt you hear?
Da Swine Flu (10:22:42 PM): Im "superflu"
k (10:22:45 PM): No way
Da Swine Flu (10:23:01 PM): youre asian?
k (10:23:06 PM): yea
Da Swine Flu (10:23:13 PM): My cousins asian
Da Swine Flu (10:23:15 PM): you know him?
k (10:23:17 PM): yea
k (10:23:19 PM): the bird flu
Da Swine Flu (10:23:22 PM): Bird flu
Da Swine Flu (10:23:23 PM): yeah!
k (10:23:27 PM): :p
k (10:24:12 PM): hey
Da Swine Flu (10:24:14 PM): hey
k (10:24:19 PM): where you at
Da Swine Flu (10:24:31 PM): Im working on getting into san diego
k (10:24:34 PM): Awh
Da Swine Flu (10:24:34 PM): but its kinda hard
k (10:24:36 PM): yea
k (10:24:43 PM): I heard you got through to some counties
Da Swine Flu (10:24:50 PM): with all these police pills and shit trying to bust me
Da Swine Flu (10:24:54 PM): yeah yeah
k (10:24:55 PM): Ah
k (10:24:56 PM): Yea
Da Swine Flu (10:25:04 PM): I got into Japan
Da Swine Flu (10:25:06 PM): and Iran
Da Swine Flu (10:25:09 PM): but thats about it
Da Swine Flu (10:25:16 PM): I wanna get into Russia so badd
Da Swine Flu (10:25:18 PM): where you stay at?
k (10:25:25 PM): California
Da Swine Flu (10:25:31 PM): Oh yeah
Da Swine Flu (10:25:32 PM): nice plce
Da Swine Flu (10:25:41 PM): hows the economy down there?
k (10:25:48 PM): Its whatever
Da Swine Flu (10:25:54 PM): lotsa people
k (10:25:56 PM): Yep
Da Swine Flu (10:26:03 PM): im barely in diego
Da Swine Flu (10:26:03 PM): cut me some slack
Da Swine Flu (10:26:15 PM): Birdy told me LA is full of people
k (10:26:24 PM): Yea it is
Da Swine Flu (10:26:33 PM): you stay in LA?
k (10:26:41 PM): Yep
k (10:26:45 PM): Obama is gonna stop you man
Da Swine Flu (10:26:52 PM): ...
Da Swine Flu (10:26:53 PM): who?
Da Swine Flu (10:26:57 PM): Ill kill him too.
k (10:27:02 PM): Hes immune to you
Da Swine Flu (10:27:12 PM): LOL I mean unless hes black
Da Swine Flu (10:27:15 PM): or something
Da Swine Flu (10:27:16 PM): hes dead
k (10:27:21 PM): Hes half black
Da Swine Flu (10:27:24 PM): oh
Da Swine Flu (10:27:30 PM): Well
Da Swine Flu (10:27:33 PM): thats not good enough
k (10:28:01 PM): so anyways
k (10:28:07 PM): How do you operate a computer?
Da Swine Flu (10:28:19 PM): simple
k (10:28:20 PM): I mean you don't got arms and shit
Da Swine Flu (10:28:24 PM): I get into to the
Da Swine Flu (10:28:28 PM): motherboard
Da Swine Flu (10:28:31 PM): and work from there
Da Swine Flu (10:28:36 PM): not too shabby eh
Da Swine Flu (10:28:37 PM): ?
k (10:28:40 PM): Yep
k (10:28:44 PM): Can you use macs?
k (10:28:50 PM): I mean they can't run any programs at all
Da Swine Flu (10:28:57 PM): I could try
Da Swine Flu (10:29:01 PM): but why waste my time
Da Swine Flu (10:29:02 PM): ya know
Da Swine Flu (10:29:08 PM): I have people to get inside of ya know?